My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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