His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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