Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm always down for nudity.
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