Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
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I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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