The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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