I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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