what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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