Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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