its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
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Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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