Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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