stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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