if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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