I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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