Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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