Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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