I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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