I can't watch pbs sober anymore
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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