i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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