Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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