Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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