Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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