did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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