We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize