i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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