How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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