You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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