i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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