Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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