It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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