he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Welp...herpes.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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