soooo we both peed the bed last night...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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