Me too!
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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