GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Randomize