Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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