you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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