I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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smell my finger.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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