i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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