Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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