If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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