office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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