Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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