I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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