Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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