I look better un-naked...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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