i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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