I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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