Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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