I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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