Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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