I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Randomize